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Woman
This fun little video consists of two girls dancing around in their underwear to “Wolfmother – Woman” Enjoy!

Your Brain On Meth
‘Your Brain on Crystal Meth’ is a blog full of funny images to explain what it not normal and what is normal while on Meth. The image above is one of the tamer ones so a quite rude!

Kelly Brook Has Camel Toe
“Kelly Brook wants to show you her newest line of cameltoe covers, just in time for the Holidays.”
“The Puppets Mouth…”

The Cup Size Choir
This is such an epic piece of Christmas advertising by La Senza. Each girl sings the note relevant to the cup size she is! Control it via your keyboard!

Narcissistic Rage
Road rage at its best!

Darcy Michael – A Letter From Martha
“Darcy shares with us a complaint letter sent to a comedy club about him.” Very funny… enjoy!

Doug Stanhope – Fuck the Jews
Controversial comedian Doug Stanhope’s Fuck the Jews bit. It isn’t half as offensive as it sounds. Very funny!

Groan My IP
Ever had you’re IP address Groaned by an over sexed “Village Person”…. Well, you can now!

Die Antwoord – Evil Boy Cherrytree
Another bizarre music video from Die Antwoord… Keep an eye out for the nod to ‘District 9′. It is a little on the rude side so beware of watching this anywhere that might not approve.

Dirty Dancing…?
At this club dirty dancing is all the rage! Couples simulate sex (rhythmical dry humping), the ladies demonstrate how flexible they are and they all take part in some sort of line dancing… they look like they are having a great time.

Marilyn Monroe…………….
… That is all!

X Factor’s Classiest Act ‘Ablisa’
Meet Ablisa or Abi and Lisa… when they auditioned for the UK X Factor we all got a bit more than we expected. Not only were they terrible, they were rude and abusive not only to the Judges and audience but to each other. Poor Lisa got a smack in the chops on stage as her mate stormed off. It makes you proud to be british… Not!
Normally I would not write about such wannabes but I think on this occasion I have too. It was shortly after their episode was aired on British TV that Abi the one who throws the punch ended up topless in a British newspaper. I warn you it is quite grim but if you want to see it Here it is (some of you may have seen this picture on our facebook page).
A new role model for girls? I think not….

Very Hot Chick Does A Thank You Dance!
What happens when you buy a sexy cam girl a new webcam… well.. this!!

30 Sexy Geeks (For The Ladies)
This post is one for the ladies… Geek sheek is all the rage and these geeks are hot. Here are 30 of the hottest looking geeks around.
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Contemplating the Void #201
This is a very naughty little video… it seems so serious and factual until you learn what the film is really about!