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Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Beauty
Moments after Beyoncé gave birth, a witch appeared in a cloud of smoke to claim the child as her payment for giving the singer fame, beauty, and talent.

The Muppets Attack Fox News
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy hit back at Fox News during a UK press conference following the London Premiere of their new film. Fox had publically criticized the film for supposedly pushing a ‘dangerous liberal agenda’ at kids.

Angry snow tuber
KING 5 reporter Meg Coyle was reporting on people sledding at the base of Queen Anne Hill when she was accosted by an angry sledder on live TV.

2011: The Year Beyond Words
This year has been dominated by huge news stories that shook the world. This video tries to show how it felt to live through 2011… the year beyond words.

Shocking News Cast
The Most Important News Story You Will Ever See!

Media Reacts To Conan’s Same-Sex Wedding
News stations everywhere put their own unique spin on Conan’s same-sex wedding news.

Fox News UK at the Occupy LSX
“Fox News UK’s Don Ronson reporting from the front line at the Occupy London Stock Exchange protest and meeting the proto-fascist hippy-sludge head on.”

Shia LaBeouf Beat To The Ground In Fist Fight
What G1 Transformer fan boy wouldn’t want to do this!!!??

Kid Shot With Shotgun Multiple Times and Survives!
The story of an amazing kid who was shot with a shotgun multiple times and made a full recovery. This is his story, told by him.

Man Faces 75 Years In Prison For Recording Cops
Charges have been dropped against Michael Allison…. However, WHAT.THE.FUCK!!!!!

Best Eyewitness You’ve Ever Seen
This guy was in a car accident and delivered this awesome, energetic account of the crash to the news afterwards. Actually, he described his car crash and every Michael Bay movie, ever.

CNN – Fail of EPIC Proportions!
Unbelievable!! CNN plays the wrong music during a news story about a 103 year old black woman!

Nevada P-51 plane crash
Reno Nevada P-51 plane crashes into crowd killing 3!

Whistle tips – WTF
Seriously what will boy racers / gang bangers think of next…. *sigh*

Woman Attacks TV Crew with Lightsaber
Well… not really but it’s a pretty funny video non the less!