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Metal Male Chastity Devices
Are you trying to cut down on sex or cut it out all together? Then these ‘Male Chastity Devices’ could be for you. They kind of look like weapons of torture to me.

The Story of Bottled Water
“How you get Americans to buy more than half a billion bottles of water every week when it already flows from the tap. Over seven minutes, the film explores the bottled water industry’s attacks on tap water and its use of seductive, environmental-themed advertising to cover up the mountains of plastic waste it produces.”

Old Man Gets Hit By A Bike
An Old Man Collides Head On With A Bicyclist & Listen To The Argument! “Keep It Moving People. Nothing To See Here” Yeah in you’re not usin’ a crosswalk.” “You’re right

US Air Guitar Finals Champion
“Romeo Dance Cheetah” displays his awesome air guitar skills at the US finals!

Cannibal restaurant to open in Berlin, looking for body part donors!
“A restaurant soon to open in Berlin has disgusted residents of the German capital by hinting that human flesh will be on the menu and asking for people to donate body parts. Local politicians are not amused and believe it is a tasteless PR stunt.”

Awesome Russian Airbag Explosion Video
“Airbags usually save lives, but this one just killed this guy’s chances of ever creating one.”

A Mountain Man Encounters BigFoot
“A North Carolina mountain man spots a nine-foot Bigfoot in his backyard. At one point during the encounter, he even attempts to match wits with the ape-like figure. The verdict is still out on who won.”

An Inside Look At An Atomic Bomb Test
“The Atomic Cannon, at 280 mm, was the largest nuclear capable mobile artillery piece manufactured by the United States. On May 25, 1953, a 280 mm cannon fired an atomic projectile a distance of 7 miles at the Nevada Test Site. Twenty 280 mm cannons were manufactured. None were used in battle. “

Huge atomic bomb explosion under the sea
The ships give you an idea on how huge the explosion is, truly terrifying power! I wonder how many Sponge Bob’s they took out with that blast!?

People of Walmart
In their own words -”We personally have nothing against Walmart. We, along with most of America, shop at Walmart for nearly everything we need. This site is simply a satirical social commentary of the extraordinary sights found at America’s favorite store. Walmart is Americana baby, Enjoy!”

Bull Leaps To Freedom
When this bull made a leap for freedom he probably should have considered not going through the crowd to do it. One mad bull + hundreds of screaming people = chaos!

Russian Guy Sets Pants On Fire
This is what happens when you stand to close to a fire… thank god he wasn’t wearing a shell suit!

The Big Bang Briefly
One of the most concise and to the point explanations on the big bang theory i have ever heard/seen! It truly blows my mind to think of complete nothingness (before the bang)! Check it out!

Epic Popup Book Of Sex (slightly nsfw)
“Stuck firmly in a no man’s land between hilarious and tragically sad sits the Popup Book Of Sex. An outwardly hilarious mix of nostalgia and titillation that soon stops being funny when the realization dawns that someone has probably fapped to it…”…lol!!

Orgasm Ride!!!!!
Sheeeeshhh!!! This girl gets really turned on by amusement park rides!!!