Ipad…..*sigh*

Three words, techno yuppie bullshit!!! Apple “The company” can suck it! They do make good computers, but what is next in their super cool and sophisticated “I” range, the I-Segway??!! How is any of this shit going to make our lives truly any better (like they try and make out in the TV ads). I am an Apple computer user and I do like the functionality of their Laptops and desktops, but as a company I loathe them. Their pretentiousness meets no bounds!

Ever heard the phrase “make the logo bigger”? How about make the Iphone bigger!?? Steve Jobs looks like a toddler holding an Iphone in that key note! So what new functionality has it got, except a new way to throw money at Apple for the SAME product! Give me one reason why anyone would want to buy this piece of repackaged oversized shit?? If i really wanted to be an Apple tard I would get an iphone, at least that sucker fits in your pocket!

Hey wait, I have an idea!!! It’s called the IAvatar, we could paint an Iphone blue and then pitch to the public that “it’s got a calender” or “it opens emails” then we could somehow try and make out that these features are new ………??????